BIG BROTHER FICTION
EPISODE 03

EPISODE 03

<The Big Brother theme plays and several quick clips are shown in succession rapidly. The intro ends with the Big Brother logo and the words "American Edition" written at the bottom. We then cut to a view of the garden in the morning. The words "DAY 6 / 6:19am" are written at the bottom of the screen.>
NARRATOR: Day six. 6:19 am. Most of the housemates are asleep. <We see the darkened bedroom, where many housemates are
still asleep in their beds.> Yesterday was Kamryn's birthday and housemates threw him a party. He wore several articles of
women's clothing and heavy makeup, which upset Yvonne. <We cut to the Diary Room.> Yvonne is in the Diary Room.
<We see Yvonne in the Diary Room, still in her pajamas, rubbing her eyes, obviously having been unable to sleep.>
YVONNE: I really don't know how much more of this sh** I can stand, BB. Call me closed-minded or
judgemental or whatever you want, but where I come from, people don't crossdress and people don't flash their boobs and people don't act like
they're children. Coming into this house I knew I'd be living with, you know, different kinds of people...but I honestly wasn't expecting them to
be this different. It's gotten to a point where I'm no longer comfortable living here. Everyone's just way
too over-the-top; there's nobody here that I feel I can relate to. And last night...I mean, my God, I've never seen anything so disturbing in my life.
I mean, okay, I was starting to get used to Kamryn and his little bits of makeup here and there, but to see him dressed like that last night, it honestly made me sick. I had to leave the room and just let out all the emotions that've been bottling up
inside me. And now I haven't been able to get a wink of sleep all night. I'm just not liking this environment anymore. Not at all.
<Yvonne lets out a groan and she shakes her head. She sits in silence for a few seconds.>
BIG
BROTHER: Yvonne, Big Brother would like to take this time to remind you that, although it is understood that you may be uncomfortable with the
lifestyles of certain housemates, it is unacceptable by Big Brother to bully other housemates or to say or do anything that may strongly offend fellow
housemates or the viewing public.
YVONNE: Okay...Have I done anything strongly offensive? Or bullied anyone?
BIG
BROTHER: Yvonne, please consider this a warning. Big Brother will not tolerate unacceptable behavior, including bullying and offensive remarks.
<There is a pause.>
Yvonne, you are now free to leave the Diary Room.
YVONNE: Okay.
<Yvonne gets out of the chair and leaves the Diary Room. The scene ends.>
NARRATOR: 10:55 am. Brittany, Kamryn, and Megan are in the bedroom.
<We see Brittany and Megan each still under their own bed covers, despite being awake for several minutes. Kamryn has just gotten out of bed.>
BRITTANY: I had so much fun last night, Kammy.
MEGAN: Yeah, me too. I had a blast.
KAMRYN: Well good. I'm glad some people enjoyed it,
unlike a certain Ice Bitch we all know.
BRITTANY: <She giggles.> Seriously! She is such a party pooper! She needs to lighten up, seriously.
MEGAN: <To Kamryn.> Look, dude, I know you hate her guts, and so do a lot of
people, but for real, don't let her bother you. She's not worth your time.
KAMRYN: I know. I'm working on it.
<We cut to the living room.>
NARRATOR: Anne and Yvonne are in the living room talking about Kamryn.
YVONNE: You guys didn't feel uncomfortable at all last night with him
strutting around like that?
ANNE: It didn't bother me, no. I've gotten to know Kamryn on a more
personal level and he's really a sweet guy who just happens to live a different lifestyle than all of us.
<Yvonne scoffs and shakes her head. The scene ends.>
NARRATOR: 11:21 am. Brittany, Chaz, Kason, and Natasha are in the garden.
<We see Brittany, Chaz, and Kason sitting on the community couch and Natasha standing in front of them, sticking out her behind and shaking it.>
NATASHA: I don't think you ready for this jelly! I don't think you ready for THIS jelly!
BRITTANY: <Laughing and clapping.> Work it, Tush! Work it, girl!
NATASHA: My body's so bootylicious for ya babe-ay!
WOOO!!!
<Natasha ends her performance with one final booty smack and the three housemates laugh and cheer. We cut to the bathroom.>
NARRATOR: Jack and Susannah are in the bathroom.
<Susannah is blowdrying her hair, having just gotten out of the shower, and Jack is sitting on the bathtub near her.>
JACK: So, have you thought at all about what I said? Given it any thought yet?
SUSANNAH: Actually I have, Jack. I think you're a great guy, and you know that, I've said it,
like, a million times. You're great, and you're sweet. And, you know, we've been here I guess six days now, almost a week, and I'll admit,
yeah, I'm starting to kinda like you. You're cute, Jack. You're, like, exactly my type.
JACK: <He grins.> So...I mean, what're you saying?
SUSANNAH: Well, I'm saying that I obviously still love my boyfriend. We've been together eight
months and that's a long time. But who knows? I mean, if we make it far, you and I could be living with each other 24/7 for the next, like, three months.
So that's a long time too. We'll see, Jack. We'll have to wait and see.
<Jack nods and sits quietly on the tub for a few seconds. Susannah then turns off the blowdryer and looks over her shoulder at Jack, smiling.>
SUSANNAH: But that does mean that you have a chance. If
that's what you were trying to ask me.<She winks at him as she looks back at the mirror and turns the blowdryer back on. Jack smiles again and the scene ends.>
NARRATOR: 1:02 pm. Some of the housemates are in the living area.
<Anne, Edward, Jack, Margaret, Neil, Ryan, and Yvonne are sitting on the living room sofas. Kamryn is walking in from the kitchen, having just fixed himself something to eat.>
YVONNE: Hey! Kamryn! Wanna know something funny? I didn't sleep a wink last night because of you.
KAMRYN: Because of me? Why? What did I do?
YVONNE: You wanna know what you did? You came out here last night looking exactly like a woman, that's what you did. It disturbed the hell outta me.
KAMRYN: Oh my God, are you serious? Listen, Yvonne, you already know that I like to...
YVONNE: I know, I know you like to wear dresses! I KNOW! But how many times do I have to tell you that all that sh** makes me uncomfortable?! Do I need to spell it out
for you?!
KAMRYN: Look, Yvonne, if you think I'm gonna change who I am just for you...
YVONNE: Who says I'm asking you to change?! What, is wearing makeup and high heels part of your
personality or something? Are you incapable of being yourself without having to wear all that sh**? I like seeing men wearing men's clothes, and women
wearing women's clothes, okay? None of this crossdressing bullsh**, it really disgusts me.
KAMRYN: Okay, well, you can just fu** off then, because I'm not gonna stop doing what I enjoy because Queen Bitch Yvonne started barking out orders.
<Yvonne stands up. Anne, who is sitting next to her, tries to pull her back down, but Yvonne doesn't move.>
YVONNE: <Shouting.> And how many fu**ing times do I have to tell you to not call me a bitch! That is totally out of line!
KAMRYN: I think I can call you whatever the fu** I want.
<Kamryn smirks and then walks outside into the garden. Yvonne starts breathing heavily and she starts shaking. She then starts walking toward the sliding glass door to the garden.>
ANNE: Yvonne, stop! Stay in here!
<Yvonne ignores Anne and walks out into the garden, slamming the door behind her. Brittany, Chaz, and Waylon are all sitting outside.>
YVONNE: Don't you walk away from me, you cowardly little fa**ot!
<Brittany and Kamryn gasp and Kamryn begins to glare angrily at Yvonne.>
WAYLON: Hey, hey! What the hell is going on here?!
KAMRYN: <To Yvonne.> Excuse me. What did you just call me?
YVONNE: <Smirking now.> You heard what I said. You are a fa**ot.
KAMRYN: <Shouting.> You fu**ing bitch!
YVONNE: <Shouting.> Fa**ot!
<Yvonne approaches Kamryn and suddenly shoves him, causing him to fall backwards and land in the pool with a splash. Yvonne curses under her breath as Brittany shrieks.>
BRITTANY: Oh my God, Yvonne! You bitch!
CHAZ: What the hell is wrong with you?!
<Brittany, Chaz, and Waylon rush to the pool to help Kamryn. Yvonne curses under her breath again and rushes back inside. We see her run into the bathroom and slam the door behind her. Back in the garden, Kamryn surfaces from the pool.>
KAMRYN: <Screaming and crying.> YOU FU**ING CU**!!!
BRITTANY: Come on, Kammy baby, let me help you out.
<Brittany, Chaz, and Waylon pull Kamryn out of the pool, his clothes sopping wet. He immediately rushes into the house, crying hysterically.>
KAMRYN: <Screaming and crying.> WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE THE FU** IS THAT LITTLE BITCH?!
<Several of the housemates in the living room gasp when they see Kamryn dripping wet.>
MARGARET: Kamryn! What happened?!
KAMRYN: <Screaming and crying.> WHERE DID THAT LITTLE FU**ER GO?!
BIG
BROTHER: This is Big Brother. Will Kamryn please come to the Diary Room immediately.
<Still sobbing hysterically, Kamryn walks into the Diary Room and slams the door behind him, leaving the remaining housemates in the living room sitting in silence.>
RYAN: Dude, did she just push him into the pool?
<We cut to the bathroom, where we see Yvonne pacing back and forth by herself.>
YVONNE: Sh**, sh**, sh**, sh**, sh**. I'm gonna be in trouble for this one. Sh**.
<We cut to the Diary Room. Kamryn is sobbing uncontrollably.>
BIG
BROTHER: Kamryn, please take a moment to calm yourself down.
KAMRYN: How can I calm down, Big Brother, when I get so much fu**ing abuse in this house!!
<He breaks down again and continues to sob for
several seconds.> My clothes are fu**ing ruined because of that bitch! She's made me feel
like sh** ever since I stepped foot in here! She's the whole fu**ing reason I hate it here!!
<We cut to the bathroom. Yvonne is still pacing around. Anne walks in and closes the door.>
ANNE: Yvonne, what on earth just happened?
YVONNE: Oh God, the whole thing blew itself way out of proportion and we both just exploded at each
other. I really can't control my temper sometimes, Anne, and I really screwed up this time. <She pauses and sighs.> Aw fu**.
<We cut to the living room. Brittany, Chaz, and Waylon have now entered the living room.>
BRITTANY: I still can't believe she did that! I'm,
like, in a state of shock still.
NEIL: What exactly happened out there?
WAYLON: It all happened so fast. I mean, I don't know what was going on in here, but those two came outside and were pissed at each other. They started calling each
other names and Yvonne just lost it, and went and pushed Kam in the pool.
JACK: Damn. That whole thing got out of hand so fast, I definitely
wasn't expecting all that.
<Many housemates shake their heads, and we fade out to commercial.>

