BIG BROTHER FANFIC: Episode 07 & Live Eviction Posted on Page 09!

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Posts: 56 (07/17/08 10:18 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	BIG BROTHER FICTION EPISODE 03 <The Big Brother theme plays and several quick clips are shown in succession rapidly. The intro ends with the Big Brother logo and the words "American Edition" written at the bottom. We then cut to a view of the garden in the morning. The words "DAY 6 / 6:19am" are written at the bottom of the screen.> NARRATOR: Day six. 6:19 am. Most of the housemates are asleep. <We see the darkened bedroom, where many housemates are still asleep in their beds.> Yesterday was Kamryn's birthday and housemates threw him a party. He wore several articles of women's clothing and heavy makeup, which upset Yvonne. <We cut to the Diary Room.> Yvonne is in the Diary Room. <We see Yvonne in the Diary Room, still in her pajamas, rubbing her eyes, obviously having been unable to sleep.> YVONNE: I really don't know how much more of this sh I can stand, BB. Call me closed-minded or judgemental or whatever you want, but where I come from, people don't crossdress and people don't flash their boobs and people don't act like they're children. Coming into this house I knew I'd be living with, you know, different kinds of people...but I honestly wasn't expecting them to be this different. It's gotten to a point where I'm no longer comfortable living here. Everyone's just way too over-the-top; there's nobody here that I feel I can relate to. And last night...I mean, my God, I've never seen anything so disturbing in my life. I mean, okay, I was starting to get used to Kamryn and his little bits of makeup here and there, but to see him dressed like that last night, it honestly made me sick. I had to leave the room and just let out all the emotions that've been bottling up inside me. And now I haven't been able to get a wink of sleep all night. I'm just not liking this environment anymore. Not at all. <Yvonne lets out a groan and she shakes her head. She sits in silence for a few seconds.> BIG BROTHER: Yvonne, Big Brother would like to take this time to remind you that, although it is understood that you may be uncomfortable with the lifestyles of certain housemates, it is unacceptable by Big Brother to bully other housemates or to say or do anything that may strongly offend fellow housemates or the viewing public. YVONNE: Okay...Have I done anything strongly offensive? Or bullied anyone? BIG BROTHER: Yvonne, please consider this a warning. Big Brother will not tolerate unacceptable behavior, including bullying and offensive remarks. <There is a pause.> Yvonne, you are now free to leave the Diary Room. YVONNE: Okay. <Yvonne gets out of the chair and leaves the Diary Room. The scene ends.> NARRATOR: 10:55 am. Brittany, Kamryn, and Megan are in the bedroom. <We see Brittany and Megan each still under their own bed covers, despite being awake for several minutes. Kamryn has just gotten out of bed.> BRITTANY: I had so much fun last night, Kammy. MEGAN: Yeah, me too. I had a blast. KAMRYN: Well good. I'm glad some people enjoyed it, unlike a certain Ice Bitch we all know. BRITTANY: <She giggles.> Seriously! She is such a party pooper! She needs to lighten up, seriously. MEGAN: <To Kamryn.> Look, dude, I know you hate her guts, and so do a lot of people, but for real, don't let her bother you. She's not worth your time. KAMRYN: I know. I'm working on it. <We cut to the living room.> NARRATOR: Anne and Yvonne are in the living room talking about Kamryn. YVONNE: You guys didn't feel uncomfortable at all last night with him strutting around like that? ANNE: It didn't bother me, no. I've gotten to know Kamryn on a more personal level and he's really a sweet guy who just happens to live a different lifestyle than all of us. <Yvonne scoffs and shakes her head. The scene ends.> NARRATOR: 11:21 am. Brittany, Chaz, Kason, and Natasha are in the garden. <We see Brittany, Chaz, and Kason sitting on the community couch and Natasha standing in front of them, sticking out her behind and shaking it.> NATASHA: I don't think you ready for this jelly! I don't think you ready for THIS jelly! BRITTANY: <Laughing and clapping.> Work it, Tush! Work it, girl! NATASHA: My body's so bootylicious for ya babe-ay! WOOO!!! <Natasha ends her performance with one final booty smack and the three housemates laugh and cheer. We cut to the bathroom.> NARRATOR: Jack and Susannah are in the bathroom. <Susannah is blowdrying her hair, having just gotten out of the shower, and Jack is sitting on the bathtub near her.> JACK: So, have you thought at all about what I said? Given it any thought yet? SUSANNAH: Actually I have, Jack. I think you're a great guy, and you know that, I've said it, like, a million times. You're great, and you're sweet. And, you know, we've been here I guess six days now, almost a week, and I'll admit, yeah, I'm starting to kinda like you. You're cute, Jack. You're, like, exactly my type. JACK: <He grins.> So...I mean, what're you saying? SUSANNAH: Well, I'm saying that I obviously still love my boyfriend. We've been together eight months and that's a long time. But who knows? I mean, if we make it far, you and I could be living with each other 24/7 for the next, like, three months. So that's a long time too. We'll see, Jack. We'll have to wait and see. <Jack nods and sits quietly on the tub for a few seconds. Susannah then turns off the blowdryer and looks over her shoulder at Jack, smiling.> SUSANNAH: But that does mean that you have a chance. If that's what you were trying to ask me. <She winks at him as she looks back at the mirror and turns the blowdryer back on. Jack smiles again and the scene ends.> NARRATOR: 1:02 pm. Some of the housemates are in the living area. <Anne, Edward, Jack, Margaret, Neil, Ryan, and Yvonne are sitting on the living room sofas. Kamryn is walking in from the kitchen, having just fixed himself something to eat.> YVONNE: Hey! Kamryn! Wanna know something funny? I didn't sleep a wink last night because of you. KAMRYN: Because of me? Why? What did I do? YVONNE: You wanna know what you did? You came out here last night looking exactly like a woman, that's what you did. It disturbed the hell outta me. KAMRYN: Oh my God, are you serious? Listen, Yvonne, you already know that I like to... YVONNE: I know, I know you like to wear dresses! I KNOW! But how many times do I have to tell you that all that sh makes me uncomfortable?! Do I need to spell it out for you?! KAMRYN: Look, Yvonne, if you think I'm gonna change who I am just for you... YVONNE: Who says I'm asking you to change?! What, is wearing makeup and high heels part of your personality or something? Are you incapable of being yourself without having to wear all that sh? I like seeing men wearing men's clothes, and women wearing women's clothes, okay? None of this crossdressing bullsh, it really disgusts me. KAMRYN: Okay, well, you can just fu off then, because I'm not gonna stop doing what I enjoy because Queen Bitch Yvonne started barking out orders. <Yvonne stands up. Anne, who is sitting next to her, tries to pull her back down, but Yvonne doesn't move.> YVONNE: <Shouting.> And how many fuing times do I have to tell you to not call me a bitch! That is totally out of line! KAMRYN: I think I can call you whatever the fu I want. <Kamryn smirks and then walks outside into the garden. Yvonne starts breathing heavily and she starts shaking. She then starts walking toward the sliding glass door to the garden.> ANNE: Yvonne, stop! Stay in here! <Yvonne ignores Anne and walks out into the garden, slamming the door behind her. Brittany, Chaz, and Waylon are all sitting outside.> YVONNE: Don't you walk away from me, you cowardly little faot! <Brittany and Kamryn gasp and Kamryn begins to glare angrily at Yvonne.> WAYLON: Hey, hey! What the hell is going on here?! KAMRYN: <To Yvonne.> Excuse me. What did you just call me? YVONNE: <Smirking now.> You heard what I said. You are a faot. KAMRYN: <Shouting.> You fuing bitch! YVONNE: <Shouting.> Faot! <Yvonne approaches Kamryn and suddenly shoves him, causing him to fall backwards and land in the pool with a splash. Yvonne curses under her breath as Brittany shrieks.> BRITTANY: Oh my God, Yvonne! You bitch! CHAZ: What the hell is wrong with you?! <Brittany, Chaz, and Waylon rush to the pool to help Kamryn. Yvonne curses under her breath again and rushes back inside. We see her run into the bathroom and slam the door behind her. Back in the garden, Kamryn surfaces from the pool.> KAMRYN: <Screaming and crying.> YOU FUING CU!!! BRITTANY: Come on, Kammy baby, let me help you out. <Brittany, Chaz, and Waylon pull Kamryn out of the pool, his clothes sopping wet. He immediately rushes into the house, crying hysterically.> KAMRYN: <Screaming and crying.> WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE THE FU IS THAT LITTLE BITCH?! <Several of the housemates in the living room gasp when they see Kamryn dripping wet.> MARGARET: Kamryn! What happened?! KAMRYN: <Screaming and crying.> WHERE DID THAT LITTLE FUER GO?! BIG BROTHER: This is Big Brother. Will Kamryn please come to the Diary Room immediately. <Still sobbing hysterically, Kamryn walks into the Diary Room and slams the door behind him, leaving the remaining housemates in the living room sitting in silence.> RYAN: Dude, did she just push him into the pool? <We cut to the bathroom, where we see Yvonne pacing back and forth by herself.> YVONNE: Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. I'm gonna be in trouble for this one. Sh. <We cut to the Diary Room. Kamryn is sobbing uncontrollably.> BIG BROTHER: Kamryn, please take a moment to calm yourself down. KAMRYN: How can I calm down, Big Brother, when I get so much fuing abuse in this house!! <He breaks down again and continues to sob for several seconds.> My clothes are fuing ruined because of that bitch! She's made me feel like sh ever since I stepped foot in here! She's the whole fuing reason I hate it here!! <We cut to the bathroom. Yvonne is still pacing around. Anne walks in and closes the door.> ANNE: Yvonne, what on earth just happened? YVONNE: Oh God, the whole thing blew itself way out of proportion and we both just exploded at each other. I really can't control my temper sometimes, Anne, and I really screwed up this time. <She pauses and sighs.> Aw fu. <We cut to the living room. Brittany, Chaz, and Waylon have now entered the living room.> BRITTANY: I still can't believe she did that! I'm, like, in a state of shock still. NEIL: What exactly happened out there? WAYLON: It all happened so fast. I mean, I don't know what was going on in here, but those two came outside and were pissed at each other. They started calling each other names and Yvonne just lost it, and went and pushed Kam in the pool. JACK: Damn. That whole thing got out of hand so fast, I definitely wasn't expecting all that. <Many housemates shake their heads, and we fade out to commercial.>
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Posts: 57 (07/17/08 10:18 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	<We return from commercial break.> NARRATOR: 2:10 pm. It's been one hour and 8 minutes since Kamryn and Yvonne got into a fight. <We see the door of the Diary Room.> Kamryn has been in the Diary Room for 58 minutes. He has just informed Big Brother that he wishes to leave the Big Brother House. <We cut to the inside of the Diary Room, where Kamryn is still crying, although not as hard as before, and is still wet from being pushed in the pool.> KAMRYN: I just...I really need to get out of here. And it's not just because of what happened today. I mean, that's obviously a big part of it, but...this has been building up for days now. Ever since I walked into the house I didn't feel welcomed. I mean, I've made some really good friends, Brittany especially, and, like, I still really want to hang out with some of these people, but....I just can't be in here anymore. What happened today was like the straw that broke the camel's back for me. <We cut to a later part of the interview.> It was bad enough that I had to be in this hellhole on my 21st birthday...I mean, I seriously regret that decision, being in this house on such an important day in my life. I wanted to spend my birthday hanging out with my friends and the people I care about, but I also really wanted to do this. I mean, like, this is like a once in a lifetime opportunity and I wanted to do it. But now I've done it, and now I need to get out. I'm not happy here anymore. BIG BROTHER: Kamryn, Big Brother understands that Yvonne has been causing many problems for you, and would like to inform you that she will be punished accordingly for her actions today. KAMRYN: Thank you, but honestly, it doesn't affect my decision. Even if Yvonne does get punished or kicked out or whatever, I honestly believe that I still wouldn't enjoy myself here. Like I said, even though I've made great friends here, I still feel like I don't belong here. I...I can't stay here. I'm sorry Big Brother. <There is a pause.> BIG BROTHER: Kamryn, Big Brother would like you to confirm that you definitely wish to leave the house. KAMRYN: I definitely wish to leave the house, Big Brother. BIG BROTHER: Big Brother would then like you to have the opportunity to pack your belongings and say goodbye to your fellow housemates. When you are ready, you may return to the Diary Room. KAMRYN: Thank you. Thank you. <Kamryn wipes away his tears, sighs, and leaves the Diary Room. Most of the housemates from before are still in the living room, excluding Yvonne, who is still in the bathroom. Brittany runs to Kamryn and hugs him as soon as she sees him enter the living room.> BRITTANY: Kammy! Are you okay? KAMRYN: I'm fine. I'm leaving. <Several of the housemates gasp.> BRITTANY: You're what?! KAMRYN: I'm leaving. I can't be here anymore. EDWARD: Naw, Kamryn, don't leave, buddy! KAMRYN: I have to. There's no other option for me. <Without another word, Kamryn goes into the bedroom. Brittany sits down on a chair and starts crying.> BRITTANY: He's leaving? <We cut to the bedroom, where Chaz, Kason, Megan, and Susannah are all sitting and talking. Kamryn walks in.> SUSANNAH: Hi Kamryn, we heard what happened. How're you doing? KAMRYN: I'm leaving the house. MEGAN: You're leaving? Why, dude? KAMRYN: I can't take anymore of this. MEGAN: Dude, if it's because of Yvonne...remember what I told you before? KAMRYN: It's not just because of her. KASON: Well what else is bothering you, mon? KAMRYN: Everything. I just don't belong here, that's all. <Kamryn continues to hurriedly pack his things in silence. Susannah shakes her head in disbelief.> SUSANNAH: Kamryn...I'm so, so sorry. I really wish you would stay... KAMRYN: Don't take this personal, I love most of you guys in here. This just isn't for me. I've already made up my mind. <Susannah walks over to Kamryn and hugs him.> SUSANNAH: We're all gonna miss you a lot, you know that? It won't be the same here without you. KAMRYN: It's okay, babe. I know you'll all do great here, and you know I'm gonna be rooting for you on the outside. <We cut to a few minutes later. Kamryn has finished packing all of his things. He carries two large bags out of the bedroom and is accompanied by Chaz, Kason, Megan, and Susannah. All the other housemates, excluding Yvonne, are gathered in the living room, waiting to say their goodbyes. They each take turns hugging him as he makes his way to the Diary Room door. Brittany is the last to say goodbye and she hugs him long and tight, crying into his shoulder.> BRITTANY: <Crying.> I'm gonna miss you so much, Kammy baby. You have no idea. KAMRYN: <Starting to cry.> I know, I know. I'm gonna miss you too. I love you babe, stay strong and play hard. Mwah. <Kamryn kisses her cheek and breaks away from the hug. He blows kisses to all the other housemates as he reaches for the handle of the Diary Room door.> KAMRYN: Bye everyone. See you all on the outside. <All the housemates say goodbye, and he opens the door. As soon as it closes behind him, Brittany breaks down and starts to sob. We cut to the inside of the Diary Room. Kamryn sets his two bags down on the floor and sits on the large chair, wiping away his tears.> BIG BROTHER: How are you feeling? KAMRYN: It's hard, you know? It's hard to say goodbye, especially to Brittany. But I know deep down that this is the right decision for me. BIG BROTHER: Kamryn, is there anything else you'd like to say before you leave the Big Brother House? KAMRYN: I just want to say thank you so much for letting me experience this. Even though I'm leaving so soon, I really do appreciate that you guys let me do this. It's something I'll never forget, ever. <There is a pause.> BIG BROTHER: Kamryn, Big Brother would like to say thank you very much for being here, and goodbye. KAMRYN: Goodbye BB. Love you. Mwah. <Kamryn approaches the camera, blows a kiss toward the lens, picks up his bags, and exits through the door on his left, leading him out of the Big Brother House. We return to the living room, where Ryan is comforting Brittany.> RYAN: It's alright, it's alright. Let it all out. BRITTANY: <Sobbing.> He was my best friend. I'm gonna miss him so much!! <Ryan hugs Brittany and she puts her face on his shoulder, crying into it. The scene ends.> NARRATOR: 4:22 pm. It's been one hour and 54 minutes since Kamryn decided to leave the Big Brother House. <We cut to the garden.> Yvonne is in the garden. <We see Yvonne sitting alone in the garden on one of the lounge chairs. She sits in silence for several seconds.> BIG BROTHER: This is Big Brother. Will Yvonne please come to the Diary Room. YVONNE: Oh God. Here we go. <Yvonne gets up and goes back into the house. Several housemates are in the living room but hardly any of them make eye contact with her. She walks past her housemates and enters the Diary Room.> BIG BROTHER: Yvonne. The Big Brother House rules clearly state that Big Brother will intervene and may remove a housemate if a housemate breaks any of the fundamental rules, which includes offensive language and physical violence towards other housemates. <Yvonne sighs and nods.> BIG BROTHER: Yvonne, this afternoon in the garden at 1:06 pm, you not only used several offensive terms to your fellow housemate, Kamryn, but you also pushed him into the pool. <There is a pause.> Yvonne, Big Brother warned you earlier about your behavior and gave you a second chance, but because today you broke two very fundamental rules, Big Brother is left with no choice but to remove you from the house. Do you understand? YVONNE: Yes. And I just want to say, if you don't mind...I just want to really, really apologize for my behavior today. It was totally unacceptable and I truly am ashamed of what I did. So, I'm sorry. Really sorry. <There is a pause.> BIG BROTHER: Yvonne, please leave the Diary Room through the door on your left, there will be somebody waiting there to escort you. Your belongings will be returned to you in due time. YVONNE: Okay. Once again, I'm sorry Big Brother. Later. <Yvonne sighs, gets up, and leaves through the door on her left. The scene ends.> NARRATOR: 4:58 pm. It's been 31 minutes since Yvonne was removed from the Big Brother House. <We cut to the living room.> Big Brother has called housemates to the living room. <The 13 remaining housemates are all seated on the sofas.> BIG BROTHER: This is Big Brother. Housemates, Big Brother would like to inform you that at 4:27 pm today, Yvonne was removed from the house for unacceptable behavior, including offensive language and physical violence towards a fellow housemate. <Brittany whoops and starts clapping, and almost all the other housemates follow her lead, starting to applaud the fact that Yvonne has been ejected. Big Brother waits for the housemates to quiet down.> BIG BROTHER: The revealing of the nominations would have taken place earlier today at 12 pm, but due to the circumstances of today, the revealing has been delayed. Yvonne would have been nominated for eviction if she were still in the house. However, because there were more than two total nominees, the eviction will not be cancelled. <There are several moans and groans from the housemates upon hearing this news.> BIG BROTHER: Housemates, Big Brother can now reveal that the housemates nomination for eviction this week are, in alphabetical order... <There is a long pause.> BIG BROTHER: Brittany. <There is another pause. We see Brittany frowning upon hearing her name.> BIG BROTHER: Megan. <Megan shakes her head and curses under her breath, and another long pause follows.> BIG BROTHER: Ryan. <Ryan raises his eyebrows, seemingly shocked to hear his name. The housemates sit in silence for several seconds until they realize that there are no further nominees.> RYAN: Well, that really sucks. <Frustrated, Ryan stands up and storms into the bedroom, slamming the door behind him. We cut back to the living room where Natasha is shaking her head.> NATASHA: Sore loser. Pathetic. <The scene ends.> NARRATOR: 7:13 pm. It's been 2 hours and 12 minutes since Big Brother revealed the nominees to the housemates. <We cut to the living room.> Jack, Megan, Neil, and Susannah are in the living room. <We see the four housemates sitting on the sofas.> JACK: It's weird, two people gone in the span of, like, two hours. NEIL: It's crazy. I kinda miss Kamryn already, he was fun as hell. MEGAN: Yeah, but I can't say I'm gonna lose any sleep over Yvonne. So glad that bitch is done. NEIL: Yeah, life was pretty miserable while she was here, not gonna lie. SUSANNAH: I'm still in total shock she would push somebody in the pool. I feel so bad for Kamryn; as much as he tried to deny it, I know that that's what set him off and made him leave. If she hadn't done that, I think he'd still be here. MEGAN: Oh definitely. Kamryn couldn't stand that bitch just like the rest of us. But she gave him the roughest time out of all of us. The poor guy didn't deserve that. JACK: Well, at least it's peaceful around here now. MEGAN: Yeah...for now. There'll always be drama here, Jackie boy. There's no avoiding it. <She chuckles, and we cut to the garden.> NARRATOR: Brittany and Ryan are in the garden. <Brittany and Ryan are on the couch in the garden. Brittany is leaning on Ryan's shoulder and Ryan has his arm around her.> BRITTANY: This really sucks, doesn't it? You or me could be the first person voted out of here. RYAN: It does suck. I still have no clue what I'm doing on the chopping block. I mean, what? What did I do? BRITTANY: I don't know, Ry. I don't really know why I'm nominated either, but I guess I can see why people wouldn't like me. But you? You're such a sweetheart! RYAN: I know, right? I'm America's sweetheart! What am I doing on the chopping block?! <He pretends to start crying, and Brittany laughs.> BRITTANY: Oh stop it, Ry Ry! You're crazy! RYAN: Crazy? Maybe. But unlikeable? Hell no! BRITTANY: You got that right. I don't think you'll have anything to worry about on Friday. America loves you, I know they do. RYAN: Let's hope so. <He pretends to start crying, and Brittany laughs. The two go quiet for a few seconds, and then they look at each other in silence. Ryan leans in towards Brittany, and the two start kissing. Sevearl seconds later, they break from the kiss and Brittany smiles up at Ryan.> BRITTANY: Wow, Ry Ry. You're a better kisser than I thought you'd be. RYAN: <He grins.> I'll take that as a compliment. <Ryan leans back in and the two continue to kiss. We cut to the living room. Kason has a glass of soda in his hand and is just about to open the door to the garden when he sees Brittany and Ryan making out on the couch. He stops dead in his tracks and gasps loudly.> KASON: Oh my God! SUSANNAH: What?! KASON: Come here! Come look at this! Quick! <Jack, Megan, Neil, and Susannah all rush to the glass wall looking out into the garden. Susannah gasps loudly as well, and Jack starts chuckling.> JACK: I knew those two would go at it sooner or later. NEIL: Me too, man. I called that from, like, day two. They've been all over each other. SUSANNAH: Yay! We've got our first official showmance! This is so exciting! <She giggles.> <The five housemates continue to spy on Brittany and Ryan, and the scene ends.> NARRATOR: 10:31 pm. Anne and Margaret are in the bedroom. <We cut to the bedroom and see Anne and Margaret in their bed, getting ready to go to sleep.> ANNE: Well, I don't know about you, Marge, but I'm wiped after today. It sure was eventful, wasn't it? MARGARET: It was awful. It really angers me that people like Yvonne exist in this world. People with such inexcusable manners and horrible behavior. It boggles my mind, really. ANNE: Me too, Marge. It's a shame it had to happen to Kamryn. What a nice boy he was, huh? MARGARET: Such a nice boy. I really am grateful to be here, Anne. Prior to this I was never exposed to much diversity, and on that first night I truly thought I would be too overwhelmed when I met everyone. But really, being here has opened my eyes to so many different walks of life. Kamryn was not only such a nice boy, but he was so interesting and fun. I'm really happy to have experienced such diverse personalities. ANNE: That's wonderful, Marge. I'm so happy you feel that way. You know, there's a lot people in this world - people like Yvonne - who immediately judge people based on first impressions, or based on appearance, or based on habits or lifestyles or whatever. And they all make these judgements with nothing really to base them on. It's really sad that there's people like that out there, and I think it's so fitting that Yvonne was kicked out of the house based on her inability to open up. Really fitting. MARGARET: I completely agree with you. Hopefully this will teach her a lesson about how she should live life. I really hope it does. ANNE: Well, the sad part is, a lot of people out there don't change. Even if they get a huge wakeup call like Yvonne did today...some people just refuse to change. <She sits there and shakes her head.> Well, Marge, I'm ready to get some shut-eye. How about you? MARGARET: I am too. ANNE: Goodnight Marge. MARGARET: Goodnight Anne. <The two women lay down on their bed. We cut to the living room.> NARRATOR: All of the other housemates are in the living room. <The 11 other housemates are sitting on the chairs and sofas in the living room.> KASON: Well it sure has been quiet compared to earlier today. CHAZ: I think most of us are probably still in shock over everything that happened. I know I am. BRITTANY: Me too. This whole day seems like a blur to me. NATASHA: Well I'm sure everyone's happy about Yvonne leavin'. But it sucks that Kamryn had to go too. JACK: Yeah, it really does. I guess you don't realize how much you appreciate someone until they leave, you know? He was the life of the party around here, that's for sure. BRITTANY: You know what I was thinking? I think tomorrow we should, like, have a drag party, you know, in Kamryn's honor. Girls dress like boys and vice versa. Kamryn kept talking about wanting to have one and since, like, I know we all miss him, I seriously think we should do it for him. MEGAN: I'm down with that idea. KASON: That sounds hilarious, I'll do it. BRITTANY: Yay! It's gonna be so much fun, you guys, I promise! <We fade out to commercial.>
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Posts: 58 (07/17/08 10:18 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	<We return from commercial break and see the garden in the morning.> NARRATOR: Day seven. 9:15 am. Neil and Susannah are in the garden. <We see Neil and Susannah sitting on the couch in the garden. Susannah is sipping coffee and is cuddled up in her pajamas.> SUSANNAH: I guess this is when the boredom really starts setting in, huh? NEIL: Tell me about it. Is today almost over already? SUSANNAH: <She giggles.> I wish. <The two sit in silence for a few seconds and we cut to the living room and kitchen.> NARRATOR: Brittany, Edward, Natasha, and Ryan are in the living area. <Edward and Natasha are in the kitchen, frantically cooking breakfast. Brittany and Ryan are laying down on the sofa in the living room. Brittany is stroking Ryan's hair.> NATASHA: <Talking quietly to Edward.> Ever notice how those two haven't helped cook a single meal? Everyone else has pitched in at least a little bit, even if it's just boiling water or something. EDWARD: Yeah, I've noticed they've both been slacking off. They expect us to do all the work around here while they just cruise on by? <Natasha shakes her head in disgust, and she and Edward continue cooking for several seconds. Natasha keeps glancing over at the couple in the living room. Eventually, she stops what she's doing and starts walking toward the living room.> NATASHA: You know what Ryan? If you were ever confused about why you got nominated this week, take a look at what you're doin' right now. RYAN: What? I'm not doing anything. NATASHA: <She smirks.> Exactly my point, honey. I know we've told you more than once that you need to start pitchin' in around here, even if it's just straightenin' things up in the bedroom or bathroom or whatever. But all day, every day...all I see is you sittin' around like you don't got a care in the world, and sorry honey, but that kinda attitude ain't gonna fly with me. RYAN: <Sitting up.> Look Tush, if I wanted to get bossed around and treated like a kid, I'd go back to living with my parents. I don't need you to act like my mother around here, okay? There's 13 people in this house, and I'd say we'd only need six or seven people max to do the basic chores around here. Sorry I don't feel like constantly doing work when I'm trying to enjoy myself here. NATASHA: <She laughs.> Consantly doing work?! Honey, you don't do ANY work! Don't even give me that load of horse sh**! If you wanna act like a stubborn kid who won't do his chores, then you better damn well believe that I'm gonna treat you like one! <Ryan starts to say something, but Natasha raises her hand to stop him, and she walks back into the kitchen without another word. Ryan smiles and shakes his head in disbelief as he lays back down on the couch.> RYAN: She's like a tyrant, my God. I don't know how much longer I can live with that psychotic woman. <Brittany starts stroking Ryan's head again.> BRITTANY: Just ignore her, baby. She'll get what's coming to her sooner or later. <The scene ends.> NARRATOR: 11:26 am. Jack, Kason, Megan, and Waylon are in the living room. <We see the four housemates sitting quietly in the living room, laying or sitting on the couches and chairs. Waylon is staring at a section of the wall near the Diary Room door.> MEGAN: Dude, Waylon. You falling in love with the wall or something? What are you staring at? WAYLON: I've noticed something in the wall for a couple days now. Do you guys see a crack, kind of like there's a door hidden in the wall? <The other housemates look at the wall for several seconds.> KASON: I'm not seeing anything, mon. JACK: Me neither. You sure you're not going stir crazy, Waylon? WAYLON: No, I'm serious. I see something. <Waylon gets off the couch and approaches the wall. He keeps feeling around for a possible door handle. Neil suddenly comes in from the garden and sees Waylon.> NEIL: What the hell is he doing? MEGAN: He's searching for a phantom door. <Her eyes get big and she pretends to be excited.> It's hidden in the wall! <Neil's eyes widen as he continues to watch Waylon. He then looks over at Jack, Kason, and Megan and spins his finger near his temple to indicate that Waylon's gone crazy. The other three housemates laugh as Neil goes into the kitchen. We see Waylon continue feeling the wall as the other housemates continue to laugh. We then cut to the garden.> NARRATOR: Brittany, Chaz, Ryan, and Susannah are in the pool talking about Megan. SUSANNAH: I think she's lightened up a lot in the last few days, don't you guys think? Remember how bitchy she was on the first night? I like her so much more now. CHAZ: Yeah, I agree. It would suck to see her get evicted so soon. She's fun to have around. <There's a short silence.> RYAN: So are you guys basically saying you want her to stay and one of us to leave instead? <He points to himself and Brittany.> SUSANNAH: No, no, that's not what we... BRITTANY: No, Susie, that's exactly what you meant! I can't believe it, I thought you two were our friends. CHAZ: We are, Britt, don't take it the wrong way...it's gonna suck no matter who goes... RYAN: Sorry bud, but a few seconds ago you made it sound like it wouldn't be fun here without Megan. To me that means you want her here more than either of us. You can try to avoid it as much as you want but that's what you meant, and you know it. SUSANNAH: Come on, you guys, please don't get mad... RYAN: Why shouldn't we get mad? You just flat-out told us to our faces that you wanted us out! CHAZ: Dude, that's not what we said! BRITTANY: <She starts to tear up.> But that's totally what you meant! I can't believe you guys! <Brittany suddenly climbs out of the pool and heads toward the sliding door. Susannah jumps out and follows her.> SUSANNAH: Brittany, wait! <The girls go inside, leaving Chaz and Ryan in the pool.> RYAN: Look dude, if you want us out, then fine, but don't pretend to be our friend this whole time if you really feel that way. CHAZ: Ryan, I'm really shocked that you'd even think that I would... RYAN: I don't wanna hear it, Chaz. I'm done talking about it. <Ryan angrily gets out of the pool as well and also goes into the living room. Chaz shakes his head in disbelief. We then cut to the bedroom, where Brittany and Susannah have gone.> SUSANNAH: Brittany, please don't cry! I totally shouldn't have said that out there, it was a bad choice of words. You know I've been friends with you for a while now, and I'm starting to like Ryan a lot more too. You know that I would never want either of you out! It's just that I like all three people up on the block and it'll suck no matter who goes! Okay? Please don't be mad. <Brittany wipes her tears.> BRITTANY: It just hurts, you know? The way you guys said it...like, I don't even know if I can, like, trust you guys anymore. SUSANNAH: Oh God, Brittany, please don't say that. I want you to trust me, okay? I don't want you to be angry with me. Can we please just forget the whole thing? It was a mistake and I totally regret it. Okay? <Brittany doesn't say anything, but after a few seconds she nods.> SUSANNAH: Friends again? <Brittany sniffles and then nods again.> BRITTANY: Yeah. Friends. <The two girls hug and the scene ends.> NARRATOR: 12:28 pm. Big Brother has called housemates to the living room for today's luxury task. Neil has volunteered to read the instructions. <Everyone is gathered in the living room. Once again, the door to the

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