I wish Cirie would win Survivor
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Avilsta |
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Granted, but your career immediately sinks and you're voted Worst.Winner.Ever :O
I wish Cirie would win Survivor
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ANDand19 |
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Granted, but then she gets eaten by a pack of angry kangaroos.
I wish Fatima would fall off a cliff and die.
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Avilsta |
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Granted, but she haunts you till you jump off a cliff too =O
I wish Paulina wasn't such a bitch
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spnintendo |
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Granted, she gets replaced by...Rosie O'Donnell
I wish my mom would quit bugging me about everything. |
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sizzling bikini |
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Granted, but your mom didn't speak to you ever after that
I wish my friend won't abort the baby inside her.
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ngwego |
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It's a stillbirth :(
I wish I didn't have homework =[ ![]() |
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spnintendo |
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Granted, you're expelled!
I wish I had more of a social life. |
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Avilsta |
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Granted, but you become so social that you are stalked and killed
I wish I can get over the Parvbots and love Parvati
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Coco Chanel20 |
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Granted, but you will only see, hear and dream of Parvati for the rest of your life.
I wish I didn't have so many blonde moments. |
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Avilsta |
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^ That would be hot if you add touch :X lmao
Granted, but you only don't have blonde moments because theres a strict person behind your back making sure you do everything he wants you to do I wish my tests would pass by faster
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Coco Chanel20 |
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Granted, but you will always fail every test no matter how hard you try.
I wish I could go on Survivor next year and win! |
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spnintendo |
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Granted...but you become the most hated Survivor winner ever.
I wish I could find something worthwhile to do. |
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Avilsta |
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Granted, but you are forced to keep doing it or else!
I wish David A. would lose AI
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Coco Chanel20 |
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Granted, but he will become the biggest singer ever and all you see if David A. plastered everywhere you look.
I wish I was one of the winners of the lottery. |
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Avilsta |
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Granted, but you only got $1
I wish Survivor Micronesia had Peih-Gee in it
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Coco Chanel20 |
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Granted, but she is thrown out of the game due to sneaking in some beef jerky.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, so everyone would be in love with me! |
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char99bok |
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Granted, but people will chew you, eat you, and then poop you back out... O_o Have fun though!
I wish I could go to the zoo today! |
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Avilsta |
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Granted, but all the animals are sleeping and only wake up after you leave
I wish my teeth would stop hurting
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Coco Chanel20 |
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Granted, but they all fall out.
I wish I was Adriana Lima |
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ANDand19 |
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Granted, but you get killed by her stalker.
I wish Tyra Banks would die.
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