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Posts: 10566 (03/24/08 1:59 PM)
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Screw up the person above you's wish
e.g: "I wish for perfect health" "Granted...but now your are tested over and over again to help cure all diseases" I'll start: I wish I would hang out with my friends more.  |
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spnintendo |
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Posts: 482 (03/24/08 4:04 PM) |
Granted...but all the time spent with your friends leads to bad grades.
I wish I were as rich as Bill Gates! |
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Posts: 17857 (03/24/08 10:40 PM)
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Granted... but you probably won't have time to spend it!
I wish people weren't so mean *cough*Bjorkrazy and GermGrumpy1*cough*
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Posts: 46 (03/24/08 11:31 PM) |
Granted.......but soon all of the niceness tests your insanity and you kill yourself!
I wish I had more free time. :( |
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Posts: 43910 (03/25/08 6:22 AM) |
Granted... you would've won a trip around the world in a contest but I guess you'd rather have 'free time'.
I wish I'd never have to say goodbye to any of my friends, ever. 
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snowydayze |
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Posts: 37160 (03/25/08 7:04 AM)
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Granted...but you'll never have any time alone again.
I wish that I could grow another inch.
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spnintendo |
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Posts: 518 (03/25/08 11:24 PM) |
Granted...but horizontally, not vertically.
I wish I could just pass all my courses. |
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Posts: 551 (03/26/08 8:30 AM) Banned User |
Granted... but I will get a job soon.
I wish I can go to work someday and I will earn my own money.
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Posts: 977 (03/26/08 9:14 AM)
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Your wish is granted, but you are forced to work everday. (don't get the "I will get a job" part =\)
I wish I can lose weight
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Posts: 42057 (03/26/08 11:39 AM)
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Granted...but we're taking the secrets out of Nicole Richie's new weight loss book.
I wish that I had millions of dollars at my disposal.
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Posts: 6565 (03/26/08 1:43 PM)
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granted... But you aren't able to spend it on yourself or anyone you like for that matter - muah!
I wish I could partake in Big Brother UK
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ngwego |
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Posts: 10574 (03/26/08 2:28 PM)
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Granted... but you get out first
I wish i didn't care so much what people think about me |
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spnintendo |
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Posts: 535 (03/26/08 5:14 PM) |
Granted...you wouldn't want to know what they really think about you anyway. (lol...j/k)
I wish I looked like Brad Pitt. Er...circa 1997. |
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ngwego |
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Posts: 10575 (03/26/08 7:44 PM)
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Granted... but you get stalked and killed by an obsessive killer.
I wish my idea will actually be done. |
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snowydayze |
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Posts: 37509 (04/03/08 2:47 AM)
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Granted, but it backfires.
I wish that my cat would never die. |
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spnintendo |
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Posts: 733 (04/03/08 4:48 PM) |
Granted. But you will, and who will take care of it then?
I wish I would stop slacking off. |
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snowydayze |
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Posts: 37588 (04/03/08 6:56 PM)
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Granted, but you become too busy to do anything you want to do.
I wish I wasn't afraid of fire. |
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spnintendo |
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Posts: 755 (04/03/08 9:57 PM) |
Granted. But it still hurts like hell when you get burned.
I wish I were Superman. |
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Wuming Shi |
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Posts: 14639 (04/03/08 11:11 PM)
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Sure, but beware a kryptonite shower in your city tomorrow.
I wish I could eat chocolate all day.    
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snowydayze |
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Posts: 37675 (04/04/08 2:50 AM)
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Granted, but you gain too much weight and have to give it up.
I wish I could get some sleep. |
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spnintendo |
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Posts: 768 (04/04/08 11:05 AM) |
Granted, but you oversleep and miss your next class/day of work/hot date.
I wish I could finish my damn essay. |
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